|Waldo & Bean|
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Waldo & Bean is the third story in Creepy Susie and 13 Other Tragic Tales.
This story follows a teenager named Waldo, with his unique looking dog Bean, and the day their lives changed forever.
There once was a boy from Nantucket.
His name was Waldo.
Waldo's best friend was his dog, Bean.
Bean had no legs and no tail.
He looked just like a big bean with a dog head.
While out on a walk one day, Bean made a poo that looked just like himself.
"We'll be famous!" squealed Waldo.
Waldo rushed the poo home to show his mother.
She was drunk.
She hit Waldo with a big frozen meat.
She shoved Bean into a drawer.
She destroyed the poo...
Then she threw up.