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Velva is the Oblongs' version of Xena, whom Beth adores.

Personality[]

She is very heroic and courageous, and will do anything to help her friends. However, this is only limited to females. She despises males.

Appearance[]

She has long black hair, and wears light eye shadow with red lipstick. She has gold hoop earrings, yellow armbands, black and gray shoulderplates, a black and gray body suit, black and gray gloves, and black and gray knee boots. Her sword is kept in a leg sheath.

Quotes[]

"It's a good thing we have these action figures to help plan our rescue!"
―Heroine Addict
"In the unlikely event that I would ever lay with a man and bear a child, I would never risk my life jumping off a building!"
―Heroine Addict

Trivia[]

  • Her show is created by a company called "Failing Network".
  • Her TV series has heavy lesbian/anti-male overtones.
    • Her name is a pun on "vulva".
    • Her catchphrase is "slash in his groin!!".
    • She has a boat called the Cervix.
    • Her sidekick is Loo-Kor the Atrocious, one of her fellow female warriors is Majora, her horse is Fallopious, and her bird is Placentor.
    • The villains are male, while the heroes are female. Her main enemy is the evil Testicles.
    • Her enemies hide in Scrotor's Castle, the Vast Deferens Forest, and the base of the Shaft.

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