Velva is the Oblongs' version of Xena, whom Beth adores.
Personality[]
She is very heroic and courageous, and will do anything to help her friends. However, this is only limited to females. She despises males.
Appearance[]
She has long black hair, and wears light eye shadow with red lipstick. She has gold hoop earrings, yellow armbands, black and gray shoulderplates, a black and gray body suit, black and gray gloves, and black and gray knee boots. Her sword is kept in a leg sheath.
Quotes[]
- "It's a good thing we have these action figures to help plan our rescue!"
- ―Heroine Addict
- "In the unlikely event that I would ever lay with a man and bear a child, I would never risk my life jumping off a building!"
- ―Heroine Addict
Trivia[]
- Her show is created by a company called "Failing Network".
- Her TV series has heavy lesbian/anti-male overtones.
- Her name is a pun on "vulva".
- Her catchphrase is "slash in his groin!!".
- She has a boat called the Cervix.
- Her sidekick is Loo-Kor the Atrocious, one of her fellow female warriors is Majora, her horse is Fallopious, and her bird is Placentor.
- The villains are male, while the heroes are female. Her main enemy is the evil Testicles.
- Her enemies hide in Scrotor's Castle, the Vast Deferens Forest, and the base of the Shaft.