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Dr. Hofschneider is a doctor at the Hill Valley Hospital, who looks after the Oblongs.

Personality[]

He is very settled and laid back. He believes that everything can be solved with some kind of medication or "animal therapy", which is generally how he takes care of Milo's hyper-activeness. However, it is quite obvious that he has no incentive to get to the root of any problem; he just wants to get it over with.

Appearance[]

He wears a white lab coat with yellow undershirt and blue tie, has a brown mop hair cut, and always carries around a clip board.

Quotes[]

"I've previously diagnosed your son with the typical Valley childhood ailments: ADD, OCD, TTD, and of course, foamy diarrhea."
―Narcoleptic Scottie
"This outta gross 'em out on the internet."
―Please Be Genital
"Hmm, looks like TMJ. It's a temporary jaw disorder, prevalent among sex workers. You're not a sex worker are you, you filthy bastard!"
―My Name is Robbie

Trivia[]

  • He is left-handed.
  • It is unknown if he cares about the Valley people as much as the Hill people.

Gallery[]

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